A Day Away From The Shore

Ten people I would like to interview
1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Molly Ringwald
3. Snooki
4. Audrey Hephburn
5. John Lennon
6. Annie Leibovitz
7. Gordon Ramsey
8. Andy Warhol
9. Katherine Heigl
10. Hoda Kotb


Ten Interesting places I would like to shoot
1. Area 51
2. The Bean in Chicago
3. Hawaii Volcanoes National Park
4. Grand Canyon
5. Taj Mahal
6. Niagara Falls
7. The Pyramid’s in Egypt
8. Great Wall of China
9. Yosemite National Park
10. The Eiffel Tower


Ten things I feel passionate about
1. Becoming Successful
2. Graphic Design
3. My Family
4. Art
5. My Cat
6. Helping others
7. Music
8. Drawing
9. Animal Rights
10. Treatment of the elderly 

One page script of Snooki and Gordon Ramsey in the Grand Canyon talking about becoming successful: 

Gordon Ramsey sits on a interview set that is over looking the Grand Canyon. MTV has a new segment that has been airing where two completely different people sit down and interview each other. He is waiting, somewhat impatiently for Snooki to arrive so he can interview her. She finally arrives, a hour late.

GORDON

Good Morning Snooki! Thank you for meeting up with me today, it’s already been a pleasure, sitting here waiting for you for the past hour.

SNOOKI

Oh, Gordon its my pleasure. I was fashionably late of course. 

GORDON

Whatever you say Snooki. So are you enjoying the Grand Canyon?

SNOOKI

Oh, yes! I like it here. I actually have never heard of it before last week. I’ve heard you can ride donkeys here.

GORDON

Uh, sure..You have already left me speechless Snooki. So, how are you handling all this success? Did you expect any of this? 

Snooki looks at Gordon, almost like he should already know the answer to this question

SNOOKI

Honestly, yeah. I mean ever since I was little I would tell my mom I knew I was going to be famous. Who could ever resist me??

GORDON

Oh my, well I am not sure, so um.. anyways tell me what exactly you are doing in the Grand Canyon today Snooki.

SNOOKI

Well.. I am here filming for the Fifth season of Jersey Shore. The writers at MTV thought that the show was becoming boring. They think all we ever do it Go Tanning, to the Laundromat, to the Gym, and of course my favorite the club. So they decided to put us here in this boring place and see what interesting footage they can get of us. 

GORDON

Interesting. So what kind of interesting footage have they captured so far?

SNOOKI

(She sits and explains quite "blondely") 

Nothing special. I fell into this Grand Canyon thing last night after I was walking back to the hotel from some bar we found. This morning we went out in search of somewhere to go tanning and ended up getting lost, then one of my cast mates, Jenni punched a police officer and went to jail. Like I said, nothing special.

GORDON

 I’ve heard enough! Snooki, it’s a good thing that you are not a contestant on any of my cooking shows. I’ve been sitting here for less than five minutes and I already can’t stand you.

SNOOKI

Who are you anyway?

GORDON

(Very irritated at this point)

You are kidding right? I am Gordon Ramsey.. I have more than five television shows of competitive cooking that I host, I’ve won several notable awards and you have no idea who I am?

SNOOKI 

Peace out Gordy, or whatever your name is. 

By: Allison Dale